Candy Froggie's Lair

It does not work, nope... I cut my hair and I thought I'd turn into some powerful Dark Vador ...But nenene, instead I simply heard a familiar voice telling me:
"The Force is with you young Candide, but you are not a Jedi yet"...
....tssssss
(rolling eyes at my lil voice who's always satisfied with baaaad imitations)