Joe's visit

veterinary: so you say Joe's vomitting? Ok, how often, once a week?

me: more like 3 times a day.

vet': oh are you sure? It's quite serious then

me (sighing inside, Joe's lost half of its weight!: it IS fookin serious!): yes, that's why I'm here. Can it be due to the food he has?

vet': no way, his food (the food they sell actually) is excellent.

20 minutes later

vet': ok, well, what we can do is changing the kind of food he gets.

me: ok but, what does Joe suffer from? Any explanation?

vet': oh it could be anything. Try this food, give him this pills. Then come back in 10 days if nothing has changed. You pay with a cheque? 50 euros, please.