Hellllp !!!!

Psssshhhhhit.... Martin keeps looking at offers for boats on ebay!
He now even looks at offers for ...errrrr... planes!



I mean he spends his evenings doing that!

And when I tell him I don't get it, he already has a boat, he answers that I can't really understand, I'm a ... (coughing) (strangling meself) (turning blue) .... woman !

(faints)