New Server and mammoth beast

On the day I change of server, I know which text I'll use for my dearest visitors

"It's alive!
If you can read this it means you're looking at the site on our new server. And that means you're a winner. Anybody who can't see this message is a stupid butt face. And since they can't see this message, let's also add that they have a small penis. But not you. You're awesome. And your penis is a MAMMOTH BEAST."
lol
found on the brilliant Superficial.com :P